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Bleeginsville, Alabama Canada

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YETIFACE - CROSSBREEDING CATASTROPHES

YETIFACE DISCOGRAPHY

WHO THE F@*# IS JELLY BLEEGINS?

Welcome to Bleeginsville, Alabama Canada. Ground zero to where it all began. Bleeginsville is the product of a top-secret genetic experiment involving the cross breeding and cloning of various animal species with humans. The program thrived for generations, as scientists used the population of perverted redneck gangsters to create a civilization of various mutant hybrid creatures. But it wasn't always like this...

 

The whole thing started when Claire Bleegins was forging for mushrooms in the forest, and she was suddenly approached by a giant creature full of hair. Up to that point, no one had ever seen a living sasquatch, and in an attempt to continue the bloodline of his species, the beast began to court and make sexual gestures towards her. At first frightened and taken aback, she then gazed into the creatures eyes and they instantly fell in love at first sight. The courtship escalated instantly, and they began to make love on the forest floor, emitting groans and sounds unlike anything the nearby hunters had heard before. After following the sound and discovering the startled lovers, they chased the monster into the woods, and it was not long before Claire heard gunshots echo throughout the forest.

 

As news of the hunter's trophy spread throughout the world, so too did the news that Claire was now pregnant with the offspring of a giant Yeti. Suddenly, scientists and shadowy figures began to arrive in Bleeginsville at an alarming rate and Claire was taken to a hidden medical facility to be monitored and tested for the duration of her pregnancy. The scientists were determined to learn all they could about the genetics involved with the cross breeding of species. New patients began to arrive at an ever-increasing rate, along with the funding and building of infrastructure in Bleeginsville.

 

As her delivery date approached, the doctors realized that they would need to perform an emergency surgery for the baby to be born without any issues. The baby was too large for her human body to safely give birth, and it became clear that the chances of her surviving the delivery were very slim. It was then decided that the life of the newborn was much too valuable, and Claire died during the procedure. The scientists quickly took the infant to a top secret facility, and soon after an escalation in crossbreeding and cloning began, along with the legendary sagas of Jelly Bleegins.

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